Hilarious Beauty Jokes

If you enjoy reading our collection of beauty quotes, then you might also like some beauty associated humour. After all, it's said that laughter is the best medicine and what better way to tickle your funny bone than skimming over this compilation of hilarious beauty jokes.

Beauty Joke #1
A girl to her friend: My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful.

Friend:  Well they do say that love is blind !

Beauty Joke #2

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.

Beauty Joke #3
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance?

Man: It did for a while – then it fell off.

Beauty Joke #4

Girl: I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice.

Her friend: You don’t want justice – you want mercy !

Beauty Joke #5

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I m old and fat and ugly?

Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Beauty Joke #6

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

Beauty Joke #7

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity?

Second girl: No, it’s imagination.

Beauty Joke #8

First witch: My beauty is timeless.

Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

Beauty Joke #9

First Girl: People say I've lovely, dense hair.

Second Girl:  Pity it’s not on your head.

Beauty Joke #10

Jack: I can’t understand why people say my girlfriend’s legs look like matchsticks.

Bill: They do look like sticks – but they certainly don’t match.

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